Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Wasting Time

With the end of the school year almost here, I get happier with every passing day. No more dumb ass kids, teachers or scumbag school owners to bring me down. Hopefully I will be able to update this blog on a more regular basis during my summer vacation. Mind you the first two weeks of July are already a right off as I will be in China and Thailand. Anyway here is the latest installment of Wasting Time.

  • Are you tired of talking like a white person? Do you want to better understand what the young folks are talking about these days? Does your job require that you become fluent in ebonics to better market your products to Generation Y? Gizoogle will have you speaking like Snoop Dogg in no time. Also check out the ghetto version of this blog.
  • I’m not sure about this site. It appears to be a serious site where they are trying to sell Down Syndrome Dolls. I am not sure if it is a joke or serious, you decide. The disclaimer on the site seems to indicate it is a serious site.
  • I didn’t follow the Michael Jackson trial very closely. I figured I wasted enough time with the OJ Simpson trial back in the nineties. I wasn’t going to get sucked into another media circus. Thankfully there wasn’t too much coverage here in Taiwan. Now that Jackson has been found innocent by a jury of his peers, I think it is time to show Triumph: the Insult Comic Dog chatting with some of Michael’s biggest fans. It may take a while to load, but it is well worth the wait.
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Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Big Ell,

You should go into your template and cut your email address in half because it's widened the right margin and pushed it down into the abyss.

All this scrolling is starting to affect my ability to masterbate and pick my nose. Is there such a thing as Carpal Tunnel Finger? Is that a real thing?

I have no idea how to cut the address in half, perhaps just a link to your address?

-a concerned regular reader, first time Macgyver-like tech-assist wizard.

BigEll said...

Thanks for the advice. I have tried to fix it. I use Firefox and it always looks great. I am not sure how to link to e-mail addresses, I tried it before and failed.