The Life and Times of Big Ell

Big Ell's Back !!

Big Ell is back after an almost one month long sabbatical from his blog. Big Ell apologizes to the 2-3 Big Ell-ites who regularly read his blog. Big Ell was busy cleaning, eating hot pot and giving fat red envelopes to celebrate the Chinese New Year holiday. The year of the Rooster will see Big Ell continue to talk about the Republic of Corruption, review even more music, continue to butcher photoshop and see if more of his predictions come to fruition. Big Ell will be coming on even stronger in 2005 with some new mildly interesting features to go along with the usual assortment of crap that can be found on this site.

PS: My prediction about Jay Chou and Jolin Tsai breaking up appears to have come true. Jay was seen dining in Japan with Azio TV anchorwoman Patty Hou. Patty Hou is wildly popular in Taiwan, a recent poll showing that men think that she is the most desirable woman in all of Taiwan. Jay had better be careful as she was dating Sean Chan, Lien Chan's son, only a few months ago. Everyone knows what happens if you screw with a member of the Chan clan. Lackeys protest, lawsuits are filed and a lot of whining and crying is heard in the north of Taiwan.