Not much news today in the Republic of Corruption. I am still recovering from an excellent bachelor party in Changhua this past weekend. A spectacle of Commonwealth proportions saw Canadians, Brits and Kiwis getting loaded and causing a wee bit of trouble. I do believe a Brit lost his pants during a ten xiaojie lap dance, good times. Dave W. is now ready to get married, have kids and drift away into obscurity. I should know it happened to me a year ago.